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Friday, September 15, 2006

Cannibal Jim

James Patrick Anderton, deputy Prime Minister of New Zealand, eats man’s flesh in ancient and bizarre religious ceremony.
Jim Anderton is the leader of a minor NZ political party (the Alliance) which, in coalition with the major Labour Party, has become the present government of the country, and thus placed Jimmy-boy in the second highest politicians’ job.
What’s wrong with that, you ask? Absolutely nothing, we reply. Our democracy votes in who it likes and pays the consequences for the next three years.
What Kiwi doesnt know that and who generally cares?
But our Jim is different.
In his private life he is a member of a religious organisation (which forms 13.88% of our population) which, amongst other strange beliefs, claims to change a wafer of wheat meal or some such thing, into actual FLESH, and some wine into actual BLOOD. And the priests of this strange group, and its devotees, then partake of the fare.
And Jimmy-boy Anderton has been doing this since he was a ‘wee fella’.
You dont believe it?
Well friend, it is true whether you believe it or not.
“But it is just SYMBOLIC”, you protest, “they dont REALLY eat flesh and drink blood, they are just performing a ceremony that is symbolic and just represents flesh and blood”.
No, friend, you are WRONG. Jim firmly believes this, and so does his bishop.
Jim’s church says it actually turns the little wafer into man’s flesh for him to eat. He believes it, and he eats it. And people criticise the tangata whenua (NZ natives) for being cannibals in the past! Jimmy Anderton, our erstwhile deputy Prime Minister, is doing it today, and his church admits it.
What a scandal! Now we know that it is not ILLEGAL for cannibal Jim to eat man’s flesh or even drink blood (check with the Police or your solicitor to confirm this) but dont you think it is a little grotesque for our leaders to be involved in such a bizarre activity? And without shame either. No wonder free-thinking men and women are revolted by such a business.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can you say such unkind things about one of your own PMs?

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

poor protestants! they have to try and get all their own answers out of the bible (and that's why there are so many different protestant denominations, all saying the others havent got it right) and they cant even agree on which bible to use, for the Catholic we just sit back and let our leaders, priests, and the Holy Father of course, tell us what is wright to believe and we dont mess it up like the protestantsw do. we are all united and we dont have to trust ourselves but just trust those whom God has put in that position as our fathers.
Pat Keoghan

4:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to a solicitor I know and he checked in the law books and said that it isnt illegal to eat human flesh and drink human blood as long as the person (whose flesh and blood it is) doesnt mind and isnt hurt by it.

4:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

England should not have got rid of the control of Romanists when they introduced the Catholic Emancipation Act years ago, because the Roman Catholic system, by definition, is opposed to democracy, and its leaders say that it is quite OK to kill heretics (and they've done it heaps of times). They will continue, as they have always done, to undermine any protestant or atheistic government because they think the Roman Church is the only true system and their pope the only true leader and ruler of every human being on earth. YEAH RIGHT!!

4:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pat, we Protestants, that read and believe the Authoised English Bible, don't have a problem at all; we don't have to worry about the currupt bibles that your Roman Catholic mates have been messing with for the last 150 years. We're are very united as the AV1611 is our final authority (Sola Scriptura) not a man, your Papa Benny. Your Papal worship has a fatal flaw, Pat, because the Catholic Church ask a man or woman to use his or her internal logic to become a Papist (Catholic) and then he/she must throw it away and never use it (his brain) again. Do you see that the very faculty one employs to become a Catholic is condemned by your religion. I'll stay with being a Bible believer thanks Pat, you can follow an ex Hitler Brown Shirt Boy. Besides I wouldn't trust a man that wears white doc martins and a dress.
Click on my name above and find out how a Roman Catholic like you can know he's going to heaven and avoid Hell. There is no purgatory Pat, your "Popes" made it up to get money out of people.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was reading in Ian Wishart's new book, Eve's Bite, where German authorities couldn't convict a cannibal pervert for eating his victim's flesh they could only charge him for murder. Now I know why. Because Catholic controlled countries don't want to be seen to be breaking the law at morning mass as they munch on the real flesh of their Roman Catholic Jesus and then proceed to drink his blood.
What a bloody mess the mass is.

5:05 AM  

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